if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress
MY DASH DID A THING IM SO ANNOYING
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
Tom Hanks steals an iPad
this looks like christina aguilera in her voice chair.
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE WRONG
Now I’m mad.
god gave us two hands for a reason
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape